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Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved.


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Bring up your children in the way you think other people’s children should go.


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Some people are in the habit of complaining about everything; even about the noise made by opportunity that knocks on the door.


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Woman was created last so she wouldn’t have to wait for someone to talk to.


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Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home.


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A man’s appearance shows how much he is earning and his wife’s appearance shows how much he is spending.


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Don’t worry about finding your station in life; there is always someone who will tell you where to get off.


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There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you what not to eat.


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Time may be money, but the best thing parents can spend on their children is not money, but time.


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Many accidents in the home occur in the kitchen, more in the bathroom but most occur in the bedroom.


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The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong.


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A girl puts a little into a bikini but gets a lot out of it.


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The advantage of having many children is that one of them may not turn out like the rest.


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Don’t complain that your wife doesn’t make meals like your mother used to make if you don’t make money like your father used to make.


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The child who is being raised strictly by the book is probably a first edition.


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The brute is an imperfect animal compared to man who is a perfect beast.


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A bridegroom is a man who agrees to marriage before marriage disagrees with him.


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When a man doesn’t go straight home, his wife’s remarks do.


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Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is.


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Car accidents usually result from one person being in too great a hurry and the other not being in a hurry at all.


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Parents usually know where a teen-age son is: he is in the family car; but they don’t know where the car is.


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An apology is an expression of regret where the voice rarely matches the words.


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Education teaches a man how to speak, not how long or how often.


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You can’t tell from a man’s clothes how much he makes: look at his wife.


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Don’t forget three rules for success : Never tell anyone everything you have, you know and you can do.

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