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Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill.


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Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.


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A wife teaches her husband the life's best lesson that the attraction to an eye is often the biggest distraction and full of deception.


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Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.


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The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.


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The secret of long marriage? ~ It's simple: You just have to find the right woman and old enough.


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If a man marries a wicked woman from a wicked family, certainly he will die the day he needs life.


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Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home.


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A bridegroom is a man who agrees to marriage before marriage disagrees with him.


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Another reason for unhappy marriage is that men can’t fool their wives as they could their mothers.


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Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.


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Marriage is a device originated by women for looting the men.


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The wedding lasts for two or three days, but the trouble stays longer.


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Don’t marry a man who doesn’t love his mother and a woman who hasn’t been a good daughter.


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A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.


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A successful marriage depends upon two things: to find the right person and to be the right person.


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If you want to keep the light in the marriage; you must also accept the shadows.


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In marriage, sometimes you have to fight, just so you can learn more from each other.


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In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man.


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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

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