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Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835–1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.


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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.


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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.


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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.


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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.


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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.


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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.


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The lack of money is the root of all evil.


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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.


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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.


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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.


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All generalizations are false, including this one.


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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.


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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.


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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.


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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.


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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.


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We have the best government that money can buy.


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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.


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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?


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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.


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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.


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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.


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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.


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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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