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Another reason for unhappy marriage is that men can’t fool their wives as they could their mothers.


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Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.


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You can’t judge a woman by her clothes, insufficient evidences!


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Men are attached to two types of women : those who wear well and those who wear little.


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Marriage is a device originated by women for looting the men.


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To know and know that you know, not to know and know that you don’t know, that is to know.


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The glory of man is knowledge, but the glory of woman is to renounce knowledge.


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An old man marrying a young girl is like buying a car for somebody else to drive.


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It doesn’t matter of what colour you are as long as there is green clolur in your pocket.


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Giving God a challenge is like lighting a candle to challenge the sun.


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Money makes a man; even if he were a monkey before to start with.


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The important thing in dealing with the Indian is not to believe everything you hear.


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The course of true love never remains the same according to its syllabus.


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Students are the only consumers who do not want what they pay for.


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You know, we are all graveyard traveller, and we get there only when we stop travelling.


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If you have nothing better to do, go to bed with your own wife.


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Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.


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The good thing about a secret is that women don’t know what a secret is.


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For the beggar, everything is always out of fashion.


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If the knocking at the door is loud and long, it is not opportunity, it is your relatives.


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I thought a thought which I never thought that it would be thought by me.


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I thought a thought which I never thought that it would be thought by me.


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I don’t regret wasting my time, for I had been waiting for nobody since I wasn’t born.


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Life is a journey for everybody but somebody has stolen my map.


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An apology is saying the right thing after doing the wrong thing.

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