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The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.


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The secret of long marriage? ~ It's simple: You just have to find the right woman and old enough.


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In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man.


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Just because you find a thought somewhere with somebody’s name written after it doesn’t mean they really said it.


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Nobody in this world can explain you the meaning of life, but I can explain it only in four words and these are – I also don’t know.


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Something is everything for nothing and now everyone is ready to do anything to achieve nothing.


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When you go into the temple you are like the beggar who sits beside the temple, but if you don’t give him something then you are like the dog that sits beside the beggar.


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A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.


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Good advice is like a mini-skirt. It is short but covers the most important part.


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I have yet to meet two types of people; unknown and those who are known to only unknown.


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You know war has already decided to invite us before we think of giving it our invitation card.


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A woman has either something to put on or nothing to take off.


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Knowing everything about a man doesn’t take as much time as knowing about an animal.


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If the lions would start telling stories to their children, the hunter can’t beat them.


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He who says he is happy in the desert means he knows where the well is.


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A naked person is one whom even a thousand people cannot undress.


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Teaching a learned person is like teaching an eagle to fly.


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If you have a friend who is a doctor, then send him to your enemy’s house.


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He was so poor that he couldn’t afford a funeral that’s why he is still alive.


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If you want to make God laugh, pray to him for wealth.


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The man who steals in order to give to God will only get advice from the devil.


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There are lights in the streets and shadows in the house.


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If you want to avoid weddings then attend funerals.


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If you want to destroy your enemy, give him an elephant as a gift.


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A miser is a person who is reluctant to spend and saves for those who will bury him.

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